Mucumber McGee and the Lunch Lady's Liver
Available Sept. 23, 2008 - Order at AMAZON.com

In a dismal old schoolhouse
down by the sea
there was a young boy
named Mucumber McGee.

Lunch had begun,
but Mucumber was late,
there were no green beans
to fill up his plate.

Nary a hotdog
or even beef stew,
only a plate full of brown,
lumpy goo.

Decisions are often
quite hard to make
when they involve eating
A LIVER CAKE!