Patrick Loehr was raised by a pack of Lamas in a valley near a mighty river named Herbert. He denies any alleged similarity to famous people depicted in motion pictures or prime time television.
Mr. Loehr has never attempted knitting and has not seen Mount Rushmore. He learned how to read by watching nature and eating raisins. He learned how to write by reading cereal boxes and taking classes at the local driver’s education center.
Mr. Loehr lives in a beautiful old tree house decorated with very old furnishings. He prefers wool clothing to polyester; however, he understands the benefits of such artificial fabrics. He enjoys writing books and creating strange pictures.
MORE PHOTOS
 |